Shit and Run Felony

When someone shits in a public restroom and leaves the scene without flushing the poop.

Me: I'm telling you man, I really needed to take a shit while on break and I saw that someone committed a Shit and Run Felony in the second stall.

by Arakdiel April 28, 2023

felony cute

Felony Cute is an expression I coined meaning so unbearably and overwhelmingly cute that it should be a crime for a dog or cat to have that much power over us. I mean, you know, making us get a goofy grin on our face, get weak in the knees, and talk baby talk.

The little Golden Retriever puppy was not just cute; I mean after all, they all are. He was *felony cute* making me have a big goofy grin, weakening my knees, and forcing a stream of baby talk from my mouth. It should be a serious crime, perhaps even a felony, for a cute puppy to render me helpless.

by Poppy Doodle June 18, 2018

felony cute

Felony Cute is an expression I coined meaning so unbearably and overwhelmingly cute that it should be a crime for a dog or cat to have that much power over us. I mean, you know, making us get a goofy grin on our face, get weak in the knees, and talk baby talk.

The little Golden Retriever puppy was not just cute; I mean after all, they all are. He was *felony cute* making me have a big goofy grin, weakening my knees, and forcing a stream of baby talk from my mouth. It should be a serious crime, perhaps even a felony, for a cute puppy to render me helpless.

by Poppy Doodle June 19, 2018

felony bag

A felony bag is the small carrying case used to organize & tote around the tools & gadgets needed to get high. A felony bag may include, yet not limited to, the following- a glass pipe, chore boy, a metal stick, syringes, tourniquet, cotton, metal spoon, alcohol pads, rolling papers, etc.

Damn girl, ur not afraid of getting caught with that felony bag in ur purse?

Dude, u better hope no police run up on us right now & find that felony bag in ur pocket!

by Bunny Palacio May 30, 2018

bag o felonies

Usually a Crown Royal bag full of everything illegal to be thrown out in case of a pullover

Oh s*** is that a cop behind us where's the bag o felonies

by Blaneyfan1 February 10, 2021

Felony Fartinez

Timothy Heller supporters comment this under Melanie Martinez fan’s videos

User 1: *posts video about how much they love Melanie Martinez*
User 2: “ew, felony fartinez supporter”
User 1: “stfu”

by Youhavemerethought September 14, 2024

Felonious fellas

A group of individuals threatening in appearance who appear to be participating in illegal activities.

My friend Tyler saw a group of felonious fellas behind a gas station.

by Fellowwordmaker223 December 12, 2024