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to eat my assssssss hazha
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Acronym for "Education Maintanence Allowence"
In the UK, this is an allowance of £30 given to college students who have a low household income.

EMA was invented to bribe chavs into coming to college, so EMA is very often all spent quickly on cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs.

Many people lie in order to claim EMA, for instance saying you live with someone with a low income, rather than where you truthfully live.
Chav 1: "I get EMA because my parents sit around on their arses claiming dole!"

Chav 2: "The only reason I'm in college is for the money!"

Chav 3: "I registered myself living with my Grandparents so I can get EMA!"

Chav 4: "My EMA get paid in tomorrow. Shall we all get stoned?"
by GRRRRRR! February 25, 2012
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Girl with a huge cock.
Did you hear about Ema?
Yea she has a huge cock.
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Ema is an acronym for "eat my ass". it is often used as a crude insult or joke phrase depending on what type of friends you have.
my friend said suck my dick so I responded with EMA
by gay sex lord February 20, 2023
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Gf- Hey babe~
Bf- ?
Gf- e m a s
Bf- whats that mean
Gf- Eat my ass slut
Bf- 😳

Emas means eat my ass slut
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