Erectile mucus

A secondary or slang term for semen. Often used by people who are too ashamed to say semen, cum, jizz, etc.
Also often used just because it sounds funny

Honey, I accidentally got erectile mucus all over the dog

by JJ Andy January 1, 2019

Erectile Unit

Another way to say penis, but only said when you want too look retarted and get laughs.

Girl 1: My bf sent me a pic of his erectile unit.
Girl 2: Was is big?

Girl 1: nah, it was hella small

by StalinGotNoCredit June 6, 2018

erectile disfunction

Pp no go SPROOOOOING

My penis doesn't get hard, I have erectile disfunction

by LimeLoaf November 2, 2023

erectile personification

when jo momma strokin kolman slonky style

ya hear da gibbon lord kman was getting erectile personification last nite?
fuck u mean cuh?
*violence ensues*

by joofro679 November 12, 2023

Erectile Dysfunction

The best word to say.

Guy 1: "I like to say erectile dysfunction a lot. It's fun to say."
Guy 2: "I'm leaving."

by poisonberries December 2, 2021

*Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*

When you say something so cringey and disgusting yet you feel nothing about the person that you have wronged.. it gives the rest of us shivers. This is how we stare back at you.

Him: She looks fantastic absolutely gorgeous picture perfect so fine with everything in the rite places... alright alright alright

Us: *Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*

by DJ Dammit Man November 5, 2022

erectile disfunction

when someone has limp pp

type an example of how erectile disfunction is used in a sentence

by your left nut sack April 16, 2022