Dad

An imaginary figure of your life.

My dad left to get the milk.

by IHonetlyDontGiveAShit November 7, 2020

Dad

Someone who will come back with the milk after you become a famous footballer.

Dad: im going to go get some milk

69 years and 420 days later: AIGHT ARE YOU FAMOUS

by Clamingo January 7, 2021

Dad

A male parent
Will always be there for you to toughen you up and support you. Loves you no matter what, even if you can't realize that yet.

person 1: Can i go to your house tonight?
person 2: I'll have to check with my dad to see if that's ok.

by camel-was-here February 4, 2021

Dad

Your Mother's Husband

Hey Dad, can I have some food

by f_t_l March 1, 2021

Dad

something you don't have

ha you don't have a dad loser

by h3h3h3h3h3 April 6, 2021

Dad

Who what where?

Dad is gone

by Lolly daddy April 16, 2021

Dad

Biggest scam EVER!!!

I went shopping for milk and the isle was clearly *recognisable* from far.

You know my dad? Well I don’t. Boy never returned with milk!

by Got.Answers December 31, 2021