Rumpty dumpty

When you fuck a girl on the top of a wall and shove a firecrackers up her ass and your fist up her pussy.

I had such a good rumpty dumpty with my cousin last night.

by John dahl88 April 29, 2024

humpty dumpty

supposed to by an egg on a wall

kid: humpty dumpty, who said he was an egg

by MrSLAY March 27, 2024

Humpty Dumpty

Fat person with skinny legs.

This doesn't include someone who works out and skips leg day.

Humpty Dumpty must've gotten off from the couch for the first time in weeks.

by My naptime July 7, 2022

Reverse Humpty Dumpty

A Reverse Humpty Dumpty is a man whose head is shaped like that of an egg and who also has very little or no hair on their head BUT they are rocking a rather thick beard.

Have you seen how he looks? He's totally a Reverse Humpty Dumpty!

by XxOwOxX July 25, 2022

Humpty Dumpty

When you are hovering your ass over the toilet and the shit hits the lid of the toilet before sliding into it

Person 1: Hey man I was taking a crap at the office today and I made a Humpty Dumpty

Person 2: That sucks, Did you clean up the smear?

Person 1: No I left it, I'm not touching that shit

by BirdKibble July 25, 2022