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December 3rd

National sex day
Have sex with someone with this birthday
John:get in bed
Beth:why
John:its december 3rd you know what that means
Beth: what does it mean
John: its national sex day
Beth:moans loudly
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December 3rd

Give your loved one (can be partner, friend, bestie, family, etc) your sweater and say it looks better on them than it does you. OR force them to give you theirs and force them to say it looks better on you than it does them. (Conan Gray reference for Heather Day :3)
You: "hey bro" *cutely gives sweater*
Bro: "WHAT."
You: "it looks so much better on you than it does me :)"
Bro: "why did you do this?"
You: "it's December 3rd silly!"
Bro: "wtf"

OR

You: *forcibly takes their sweater* "Thanks bro"
Bro: give it ba--"
You: *hypnotizes them*
Bro: "it looks so much better on you than it does me...😵 💫"
You: "OMG STAWWWPPP >///<"

(Yeah uh... you might want to do this to a conan gray fan specifically lol)
by JollyXD September 16, 2025
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December 3rd

Girl: can I have your sweater
Boy:no
Girl:it’s December 3rd
Boy:fineeeee
by 427baopd December 2, 2025
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December 3rd

Girl: can I have your sweater
Boy:no
Girl:it’s December 3rd
Boy:fineeeee
by 427baopd December 2, 2025
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December 3rd

The day Juan “manny” Flores was born, he’s got the biggest cock on planet earth and he will go down as a legend -Larry bittleman of the year 2036
December 3rd is the day we worship the almighty juan flores
by Won’t let me use my real name November 23, 2021
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December 3rd

shut the fuck up all of you people who say "oh December 3rd is Conan Gray's Heather day!! FUCK everyone called Heather!!" THAT'S YOU THATS LITERALLY WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE

How do you think I feel after telling people my birthday is December 3rd and they tell me it's a Conan Grey reference. I have to remember it by some corny ass song and it makes me want to die.
"My birthday is December 3rd."
"Oh like Heather by Conan Grey?"
"Fuck you"
by FanimationsOSC April 25, 2024
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November 26 - December 3rd

prank your friend that is a girl by saying you like them
i dont know how to tell you this but i like you

November 26 - December 3rd
by mix1942 November 25, 2021
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