Croissant Fever

When your homeboy will settle at nothing until he gets a croissant.

Jack: “Yo Steve, wanna go to the park?”
Gary: “Sorry Jack, but Steve has croissant fever. He’s not going anywhere until he gets a croissant”

by SchemeCap January 10, 2018

Croissant

Word that people who dont speak French absolutely can't say.they really suck at even trying.

My friends try to say Croissant but they absolutely suck at it.

by Cate chua November 11, 2020

Croissant

A joint that is made up of residue marijuana or roaches.

Guy 01: Bro, I need your roaches
Guy 02: Why?
Guy 03: I’m making a croissant and am too cheap to use new weed.

by BlitzedChicken August 15, 2020

Croissant

Carl Wheezer Loves them!

"Um yes, Are you gonna finish that qausaunt"

croissant

by dell lo September 13, 2020

Croissant

A very yummy and fluffy pastry, most likely french.

Aah! Stop! I could've dropped my croissant!😡

by TheIconicDarkLarrie September 23, 2020

moldy croissant

A dick infected with Std and has erectile dysfunction.

Oh shit you have the moldy croissant. Stay the fuck awqy from me

by Djcannon April 3, 2017

Crusty croissant

When a man soaks his glaze off the woman's face with a loaf of bread that he uses in a sand which he eats

Damn I'm really in the mood for a crusty croissant

by Fye boy tre daddy March 8, 2017