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ripped a crit

when, during a session of dungeons and dragons with your friends, a critical hit is rolled. Best used to describe when said critical hits are instrumental and pivotal to the combat taking place, or when several critical hits are rolled.
Morrowind, not only managed to stay up the whole fight, unlike a certain wizard, but also ripped a crit.
by 00dmb5 March 22, 2023
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Crit Shaker

The Crit shaker, Give me the Crit shaker, Shake your ass
Take your hands off it and shake that shit, pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it
Shake it. Yeah, that’s some Crit ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work
You got that booty dude. God damn. Look good bro?
by Bardledoo February 15, 2023
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Critting

A successful masturbatory session of above-average quality.
"I was critting last night I don't, think i'll have another session like that ever again."
by the Dih stroyer April 6, 2025
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Crit

The act of ejaculating with such force and velocity that a hole is made in your pants
"I crit myself when a big booty goth latina femboy walked in"
by daquavious gooch March 8, 2024
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Crits

Crits are sorta like
Yo have you seen my crits?
by Rrrrokdjs June 27, 2021
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