A very small room with a locking door that usually has large gaps in it and a single porcelin seat with water inside. The walls normally are suspended above the floor which also has a large gap to the ceiling. A roll of soft thin paper is almost always supplied in the room. Very often two or more conference rooms of this type are contained in a row next to each other in a larger room that usually has ceramic or tile floors. Rooms of this type are sometimes called a bathroom, restroom, water closet, among other names.
John: I have to take a meeting in the one-man conference room - I do not want to be disturbed.
Joe: Is it a stand-up meeting?
John: No it is a sit-down meeting.
Later...
Joe: How did your meeting go?
John: Negotiations were tough but it all worked out in the end. Of course no job is ever finshed until the paper work is done.
Joe: Is it a stand-up meeting?
John: No it is a sit-down meeting.
Later...
Joe: How did your meeting go?
John: Negotiations were tough but it all worked out in the end. Of course no job is ever finshed until the paper work is done.
by Paper Pusher October 13, 2011
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also known as the Tallahassee Two Timer
also known as the Tallahassee Two Timer
by mattypants12 March 3, 2008
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Co-Worker: "What class did you go to?"
You: "That one I was really excited about yesterday."
Co-Worker: "Was it as good as you thought it would be?"
You: "I don't know, I came down with Conference Induced Narcolepsy Syndrome (CINS) when I sat down."
You: "That one I was really excited about yesterday."
Co-Worker: "Was it as good as you thought it would be?"
You: "I don't know, I came down with Conference Induced Narcolepsy Syndrome (CINS) when I sat down."
by JTIBF August 18, 2010
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Billy Bob eats strawberry Moon Pies and drinks Pepsi; only someone who doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football would do that.
by Duckbutt November 4, 2005
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The act of having a woman insert a smoking pipe, or any such instrument capable of smoking marijuana, into her vagina, and allowing a group no smaller than five people to reciprocate the contents from her vagina prior to her extracting the contents from the smoking device
Sally invited me and the folks over to partake of her weekly bud, only to find out that it was going to be a jamaican press conference; a sexual orgy followed us doing so.
by Dill_Swanson March 25, 2010
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Golfer: "Dude we just got dominated in the final round to loose by six shots to a team that's not even on our level."
2nd Golfer: "I know man. We are nothing but conference chokers!!"
2nd Golfer: "I know man. We are nothing but conference chokers!!"
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