A common name for cows milk in the late 80's on account of the fact that when the reactor 4 blew it's lid in 1986 and spewed all sorts of really nasty shite into the atmosphere, the prevailing weather at the time was unusually and unfortunately coming from the east and thus carried tons of highly toxic radiation 1500 miles west to the UK whereupon it pissed down onto our fields, the cows ate it, turned it into milk and then we poured it in out tea,
Customer: I've forgot my glasses mate, what's the Best Before date on this pint of Chernobyl Soup?
Grocer: 26th April 21986 mate. After that it starts to lose a bit of it's glow.
Grocer: 26th April 21986 mate. After that it starts to lose a bit of it's glow.
by Stengo Malengo August 26, 2021
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Person 1: "Come see what I cooked for dinner."
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Wears oversized coats she found in a secondhand bin labeled “ARMY.”
Has under-eye circles that could be mistaken for makeup but aren't.
Smokes cigarettes or snusar while explaining why she doesn’t believe in hope but still recycles.
Cites Karin Boye, Anna Akhmatova, and maybe Schopenhauer on the first date.
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Wears oversized coats she found in a secondhand bin labeled “ARMY.”
Has under-eye circles that could be mistaken for makeup but aren't.
Smokes cigarettes or snusar while explaining why she doesn’t believe in hope but still recycles.
Cites Karin Boye, Anna Akhmatova, and maybe Schopenhauer on the first date.
Core traits include, but are not limited to,
- Quiet desperation
- Deep anti-authoritarianism
- Obsession with ecological collapse
- A strange mix of tenderness and toxicity (sometimes lovebombs)
- A queer, bleak sense of humor that would concern most therapists.
Emotionally: she’s a tragic Slavic film from 1976.
Aesthetically: post-apocalyptic futch.
Politically: anti-fascist, vaguely socialist.
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Me and a friend of mine decided to do a "Chernobyl Meltdown" together. Let's say that required more cleaning than we thought.
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