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Calum

A chav in denial, but truthfully he is. He confirmed it with his own words but is too much of a bitch to admit it.
Me: He's such a Calum
Them: No I'm not, I'm just a PokeLegends staff!
by Evo0 June 10, 2019
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calum frew

Oi see that guy he looks like a complete and utter Calum Frew
by Yada2 December 9, 2019
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Calum

Calum. Calum is a simp and is attracted to girls called Sophie's with really blonde hair. He likes to call them highlighters cause he wants them up his arse hole.
Calum you simp
by Stephen price August 17, 2020
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Calum Redmond

A no good filthy Queensland cunt. Good at stealing girlfriends.
Untrustworthy
Two-faces
I got fucking Calum Redmond'd!
by IsisKarma November 9, 2011
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Calum

a cool person who loves ducks and has very much rizz
Look at Jerome being a Calum bro
by Game Prime February 19, 2023
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Calum

If you ever come across a calum run for the hills. Calum may seem kind, loving and caring but once comfortable, calum will show his true colours. Calums are heartbreaks, don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves and I wish I never met a calum. Calums pretend to care about you and your problems but really he'll use them to break you down.
Omg... her ex is SUCH a calum
by Candle_burn January 23, 2024
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Calumate

"Calumate"? The act of turning any situation into a playful and engaging quiz.
When the professor put an unsolved equation on the board, Barack calumated the situation by trying to actually solve it.
by Abraham Chimney January 27, 2024
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