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Clart

To be super high or as a name for a vessel, usually a joint, in which you would use to get high. Weed specifically
“Bro do you wanna have a Clart”
“Twin you already know I been Clarted had a Clart this morning shit had me faded than a ho
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Clarting

Clarting (Noun/ verb)

A niche slang term originating in Dutch subculture, especially from the Overijssel province.

Sexual Slang; Refers to an exaggerated sexual act where, due to intense action, bodily fluids are said to be "launched" into the air. Each airborne drop is humorously referred to as a “clart.”

Social Term; Can also be used casually to describe a meetup, gathering, or function.

Friendship Slang; “Clarter” is used as an alternative to “friend” or “mate.”

Title of Respect; In certain circles, someone with high social energy or “ultra aura goonrays” earns the suffix “-clart” to their name, symbolizing legendary status.
"it was so wild, a clart hit the ceiling!"

"We’re clarting at john’s tonight, if you want to come."

"What’s up, clarter?"

"Ever since since the group clarting he's been going by John-clart"
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Clart

When you fart and your cheeks clap
Her ass is so fat, I just know it clarts
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Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.
He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.
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clarted

clarted can mean blocked, covered, congested or just too much of something.
The Motorway was all clarted up after Junction 31 because of an accident.

The tube on his hearing aid was clarted up with earwax.
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ras clart

an annoying twat who you dont particularly like
''jay marson is a ras clart fattie bomboclart''
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Clart

Person A: I'll clart you!
Person B: Woah, buy me dinner first
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