Celery-whack

1) To whack one’s sex partner on the upper or lower back or buttocks with a number of celery during intercourse. Purchase a bunch of celery, ideally this should consist of of 8-9 medium ribbed stalks weighing c 1 pound (any less and the weight isn’t sufficient to have desired impact, any more and you’re likely to be catching a gbh rap). Place on bed side table within reach of your/partners strong arm. Shortly after entering from behind grab said celery and simply whack across desired body part. 2) Replace said celery with multiple cocks during a multi- partner sex session. Most likely to be encountered at orgies/swingers parties/catholic schools

Chap: that girl is so hot I would love to celery-whack her arse.

Girl to friends : I met my boyfriends friends last night and can not stop thinking about them getting together and celery-whacking my face until I pass out

by Dick-shunry March 3, 2023

Celery Feltching

The act of sticking a celery stick up your partner's anus after ejaculating in said anus, and collecting the 'poo-naise' on the celery stick to enjoy as a healthy snack.

Jim, you absolute celery feltcher! insult

Morgan, have you tried the latest craze of celery feltching? It's the new healthy way to enjoy 'poo-naise'! question

by TheCeleryFeltcher April 3, 2024

Celery

A name for a job that gets you nowhere.

This job only pays me enough to pay the bills and starve, its celery bruh.

by Juncture April 20, 2024

Celery Roping

Celery roping refers to a powerful and voluminous manner of ejaculation. Typified and first coined by male porn star Peter North who suggested adding celery to the diet in order to produce a more powerful ejaculation. Roping itself refers to the individual strings, or ropes, of ejaculate that occur on orgasm.

Damn, did she top Vince up?
Yeh, yeh. Vince outchea celery roping she topped him up so good.

by lol_vince_lol June 29, 2021