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crazy calendar

The official name of the calendar that mental asylum inmates, delusionists, and Qnuts follow instead of the regular calendar. The crazy calendar has the same number of days as the regular calendar, including those of leap year.

However that is the only similarity. The calendar has only 6 months instead of 12, because both the delusionals and Qnuts especially have to short of a memory span to remember the names of 12 months.

Each month has 60 days, with the exception of February which has 65 days. During a leap year, February has 66 days.
1: You know James?
2: You mean that delusional dude, who also supports Q?
1: Yah, he was saying some weird stuff like June 47th.
2: He probably is following the crazy calendar like all the over-insanes follow. Their June 47th is our December 18th.
by MST3K I like April 13, 2022
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The Law of the Calendar

The philosophy that because the first day of Spring is on March 21st, all winter weather must cease to exist.
Johnny: Wait, it's snowing in April??
Jack: C'mon weather, follow the Law of the Calendar!!!
by cstrong April 15, 2022
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A math calendar à la Singapour, which is designed in such a way that the answer to the problem on each day is the date on which the question appears, aims to develop in children a positive attitude towards the world’s most disliked school subject—when they are exposed to the beauty and joy of math rather than seeing it as a mere drill-and-kill subject.
The Singapore Mathematics Calendar—which takes three or four times longer to write than a typical assessment (or supplementary) math title, and costs a few folds more in publishing it—is a first in Singapore math publishing, as it offers students a creative and fun way to learning math, while honing their problem-solving skills.
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bobistic calendar

In the bobistic calendar, you don't have any past or future. Yesterday? What's that? Tomorrow? What's that? What I ate this morning? What's a morning? You just have the present. And the present is in the year 202030. When was Jesus born? Jesus is born at 202030. When are the next elections? In 202030. What was the previous year? It was 202030. Next Year? Thats also 202030. Yesterday, tomorrow, next week? None of them exists. Only 202030.
The bobistic calendar tells me that we are in 202030.
by fermentedcola December 26, 2024
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calendar girl

a girl or person who takes pictures for every month and uses it in a calendar.
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Jackson Calendar

A calendar that includes June 31st instead of July 1st and goes straight to July 2nd just in case you failed No Jerk July on the first day like Jackson
That freaking gooner had to use the Jackson Calendar
by TheStupendousOne July 2, 2025
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Jackson Calendar

A calendar that completely skips over July 1st and has June 32nd instead to avoid failing No Jerk July on the first day
Maddox failed bro he had to use the Jackson Calendar
by TheStupendousOne July 2, 2025
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