Tapping the bonnet

Hitting it in the rear, in the uk the trunk of the car is the bonnet. anal sex

I had the wife hung over the couch, and while i was tapping the bonnet i think i tweaked a hammy.

by T bones bartender June 19, 2011

Bitch in a Bonnet

someone who is extremely lame and comparable to a woman wearing a bonnet

Shut it, Bitch in a Bonnet!

by Esquared11 May 11, 2010

dutch bonnet

When you take a shit in someone's bed and put the sheets back over it

Steves left Bob a "Dutch Bonnet" at that party last night

by Stwot July 7, 2017

bonneting

the female version of capping

“Why are you lying ? Stop bonneting !!”

by cap September 2, 2019

bonnet rocker

A person who wears hair bonnets unapologetically, where it is otherwise fashionably inappropriate for the venue.

My ex lost me and never recovered relationshiply. He's been dating bonnet rockers and flip floppers ever since.

by Marica Linn May 25, 2020

Blue bonnet plague

Word you use in place of correct word bubonic plague because of typing too fast to address an idiotic comment on social media

I don’t care if he had blue bonnet plague, he didn’t deserve to die that way

by The original Queen Bee June 4, 2020

Bonnet ripper

The tongue in cheek name given to the literary genre of Amish Romance.

With hand holding within the first 100 pages, it was shaping up to being a real bonnet ripper.

by ApricotFields November 2, 2020