Bitcoin is virtual currency created in 2008 by an anonymous person or persons known as Satoshi Nakamoto and is slated to replace the Dollar as the global reserve currency due to its decentralized nature, and limited supply.
No bank can freeze your Bitcoin. No government can seize your Bitcoin. No thief can steal your Bitcoin. You control your private keys, and no one can take your Bitcoin away from you.
Billionaires and nation states have invested in Bitcoin as a store of value that will preserve their wealth. The motto in Bitcoin is HODL, invest, and "hold on for dear life". Never sell, ever.
There will never be more than 21 million Bitcoins circulating in the world, by design. Bitcoin slowly decreases in available supply until all 21 million bitcoins have been minted.
Bitcoin sticks it to the man.
Bitcoin is the Internet of money.
Bitcoin is Gold 2.0.
Bitcoin started at $0 per Bitcoin in 2008. Bitcoin hit an all time high in 2025 when one Bitcoin was worth over $126,000.
Bitcoin value is estimated (by some) to reach $1 million dollars per Bitcoin, one day.
Bitcoin has created a new generation of millionaires and billionaires.
Bitcoin is like the invention of the wheel, or the Internet.
Bitcoin can make you rich, or not.
Acquire at least 1 Bitcoin, and your great great grandkids will thank you.
I bought Bitcoin back in 2017, and in 2022 I cashed some in to buy my house, paid in full, in Bitcoin. #thanksbitcoin
No bank can freeze your Bitcoin. No government can seize your Bitcoin. No thief can steal your Bitcoin. You control your private keys, and no one can take your Bitcoin away from you.
Billionaires and nation states have invested in Bitcoin as a store of value that will preserve their wealth. The motto in Bitcoin is HODL, invest, and "hold on for dear life". Never sell, ever.
There will never be more than 21 million Bitcoins circulating in the world, by design. Bitcoin slowly decreases in available supply until all 21 million bitcoins have been minted.
Bitcoin sticks it to the man.
Bitcoin is the Internet of money.
Bitcoin is Gold 2.0.
Bitcoin started at $0 per Bitcoin in 2008. Bitcoin hit an all time high in 2025 when one Bitcoin was worth over $126,000.
Bitcoin value is estimated (by some) to reach $1 million dollars per Bitcoin, one day.
Bitcoin has created a new generation of millionaires and billionaires.
Bitcoin is like the invention of the wheel, or the Internet.
Bitcoin can make you rich, or not.
Acquire at least 1 Bitcoin, and your great great grandkids will thank you.
I bought Bitcoin back in 2017, and in 2022 I cashed some in to buy my house, paid in full, in Bitcoin. #thanksbitcoin
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"Bitcoin made me rich." - A former poor guy
"Bitcoin is a swarm of cyber hornets serving the goddess of wisdom, feeding on the fire of truth, exponentially growing ever smarter, faster, and stronger behind a wall of encrypted energy." - Michael J. Saylor
"If you like gold, there are many reasons you should like Bitcoin." - Cameron Winklevoss
"We must continue to educate the masses and encourage savings in Bitcoin to truly drain the kleptocratic swamp ruling our financial system." - Max Keiser
"We eat, sleep, breathe bitcoin." - Tyler Winklevoss
"Bitcoin is the new money." - Yo Granmamma
"Bitcoin made me rich." - A former poor guy
"Bitcoin is a swarm of cyber hornets serving the goddess of wisdom, feeding on the fire of truth, exponentially growing ever smarter, faster, and stronger behind a wall of encrypted energy." - Michael J. Saylor
"If you like gold, there are many reasons you should like Bitcoin." - Cameron Winklevoss
"We must continue to educate the masses and encourage savings in Bitcoin to truly drain the kleptocratic swamp ruling our financial system." - Max Keiser
"We eat, sleep, breathe bitcoin." - Tyler Winklevoss
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Once dubbed an “index of money laundering,” bitcoin is often confused with blockchain, which is a system of recording information that is almost impossible to change or forge.
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