birth certificate

The abortion clinic's apology letter to your mother.

Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.

Mother: Uhhh...what?

by JTurskz October 5, 2007

birth sex

The sex you are born with, based on your sexual organs alone. A child born with a penis has a male birth sex, a child born with a vagina has a female birth sex, and a child born with some form of combination or lack of the two has an intersex birth sex.

Generally used for those who in some way work against their birth sex, especially in the transgender community.

"His birth sex is female, but because he is a transsexual and has transitioned, he is now in every way male."

"Just because her birth sex says she's male doesn't mean she actually is a guy."

by Alexandria January 1, 2005

Birth Control

See Linux.

by Assholes Inc. September 5, 2003

birth rape

When medical professionals abuse women during childbirth.

I suffered birth rape when my doctor held me down and preformed an unneeded episiotomy against my will. It made the process faster and easier for him, now I'm scarred for life.

by hdrunaway July 30, 2007

Birth Control

Specially marketed Pez candy. Although the 3rd world country Pez works better to stop pregnancys

I need more birth control mom, my Captain Kirk Despencer is out.

This Birth Control tastes like elephant

by DJ_Cale April 1, 2007

Water Birth

The act of deficating in a pool.

Dude, I totally gave water birth in some random pool last night!

by lipitor June 30, 2010

BIRTHING DAY

The day commemorating the actual birthday of a child from the perspective of the mother who physically gave birth to that child. That is to say, on any given child's birthday, that day is the respective biological mother's "Birthing Day" for that child specifically.

Every year, on the birthday of their daughter, Ella, Justin gives flowers to his wife, Julia, to celebrate her Birthing Day, which commemorates the labor of love Julia endured to give life to Ella. birthing day

by AheadofherTime November 4, 2017