by Not sam wright January 10, 2018
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That stupid Scottish cunt Nicola Sturgeon doesn't even know what democracy is. What a fucking bellend.
by Professional Englishman June 18, 2018
Get the Bellend mug.A type of dick head but is circumcised like a filthy Jew. A bellend is either a stupid erotic cunt that likes to toy around with his last bit of foreskin while in the shower with his brother or a prick who cant get his hands of his cock because his sex drive is on a different scale of Jimmy Savile. Chavs use this word a lot because their all circumcised little spazstics. You could also refer a bellend to a bald bloke or a leukaemia infested human.
Jimmy: Boys i managed to stretch my foreskin out so wide my bros head could fit in it
Will: *calls child protection services
Luke: Oi Bellend, your scalps got enough sun you orange looking bastard
Bellend: Cries in Leukaemia
Will: *calls child protection services
Luke: Oi Bellend, your scalps got enough sun you orange looking bastard
Bellend: Cries in Leukaemia
by Straight as Jimmy November 8, 2020
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MC Devvo: you what dickhead
random man: (very scared)
MC Devvo what are you doing u stupid bellend
MC Devvo: you what dickhead
random man: (very scared)
MC Devvo what are you doing u stupid bellend
by 67892035 January 5, 2021
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Get the boris's bellend for me mug.by Hrjririeie February 27, 2021
Get the Bellend mug.The moaning and whingeing of limp dick losers that takes part every year on the 8th of March in parallel with International Womens Day.
by BigDaddyGee March 8, 2021
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