Actually just a genuine piece of shit. No real good qualities in the slightest and a MASSIVE sexual predator.
He's the kind of guy who will convince you to break up with yo girl and then fuck her straight afterwards.
Will do anal unprotected and not clean his dick afterwards. Also cums on anything that moves. Probably has at least 17 different STD's.
Any with the last name 'Noake' are especially dangerous.
If let out of their cage, like honestly, for fucks sake whatever you do, gunshot straight to the head. Or face the fucking consequences. Fuck.
He's the kind of guy who will convince you to break up with yo girl and then fuck her straight afterwards.
Will do anal unprotected and not clean his dick afterwards. Also cums on anything that moves. Probably has at least 17 different STD's.
Any with the last name 'Noake' are especially dangerous.
If let out of their cage, like honestly, for fucks sake whatever you do, gunshot straight to the head. Or face the fucking consequences. Fuck.
1. Jason: "Bro check out that fuckwit over there trying to snatch that absolute 2/10."
Liam: "Lol what a deadset Brayden"
Jason: "Let's get the fuck outta here"
2. Brayden: "I once fucked this chick in the vagina once."
Everyone else: "Shut the fuck up Brayden."
Liam: "Lol what a deadset Brayden"
Jason: "Let's get the fuck outta here"
2. Brayden: "I once fucked this chick in the vagina once."
Everyone else: "Shut the fuck up Brayden."
by fuckoffbrayden May 24, 2018
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by Bkatich7 May 22, 2019
Get the Brayden mug.A very energetic guy. He is very passionate about his friends, and always has his phases. He tries his best to make everyone around him happy, and he always makes people around him laugh. He enjoys making his friends laugh. But everyone says that he is annoying, and the only reason he is annoying is because he wants to help his depressed friend out of that same depression. He is a generally quiet kid, but likes being heard. He has brown eyes and brown hair. He likes YouTube, gaming, and just wants his parents to accept him for who he is. He puts all of his energy into being happy for his class and family. But some days, he just can'y do it. He has a heart of gold, and is very loyal. He will care for any girl that gives him the time of day, and will protect his family and friends at any cost. He has trust issues sometimes cause he has been cheated on before, but he tries to love everyone around him. But sometime I can't do it. He is Brayden.
Person 1: Hey is that Brayden?
Person 2: I think so, he looks sad though.
Person 3: Well, lets go cheer him up. Return the happiness
Person 2: Yeah, you're right!
Person 4: Why should you? He's so annoying.
Person 1:... I guess
Person 2: Yeah, he kinda is
Person 3: I mean... yeah your right.
Me: (Thinking) I don't think they know I can hear them, too bad. But I guess I should keep going. For my friend.
Everyone: Talking
Me: Yeah, for him.
Person 2: I think so, he looks sad though.
Person 3: Well, lets go cheer him up. Return the happiness
Person 2: Yeah, you're right!
Person 4: Why should you? He's so annoying.
Person 1:... I guess
Person 2: Yeah, he kinda is
Person 3: I mean... yeah your right.
Me: (Thinking) I don't think they know I can hear them, too bad. But I guess I should keep going. For my friend.
Everyone: Talking
Me: Yeah, for him.
by Grimm-San- February 6, 2020
Get the Brayden mug.A very energetic guy. He is very passionate about his friends, and always has his phases. He tries his best to make everyone around him happy, and he always makes people around him laugh. He enjoys making his friends laugh. But everyone says that he is annoying, and the only reason he is annoying is because he wants to help his depressed friend out of that same depression. He is a generally quiet kid, but likes being heard. He has brown eyes and brown hair. He likes YouTube, gaming, and just wants his parents to accept him for who he is. He puts all of his energy into being happy for his class and family. But some days, he just can'y do it. He has a heart of gold, and is very loyal. He will care for any girl that gives him the time of day, and will protect his family and friends at any cost. He has trust issues sometimes cause he has been cheated on before, but he tries to love everyone around him. But sometime I can't do it. He is Brayden.
Person 1: Hey is that Brayden?
Person 2: I think so, he looks sad though.
Person 3: Well, lets go cheer him up. Return the happiness
Person 2: Yeah, you're right!
Person 4: Why should you? He's so annoying.
Person 1:... I guess
Person 2: Yeah, he kinda is
Person 3: I mean... yeah your right.
Me: (Thinking) I don't think they know I can hear them, too bad. But I guess I should keep going. For my friend.
Everyone: Talking
Me: (Thinking) For him, their rudeness is worth it. Yeah, for him.
Person 2: I think so, he looks sad though.
Person 3: Well, lets go cheer him up. Return the happiness
Person 2: Yeah, you're right!
Person 4: Why should you? He's so annoying.
Person 1:... I guess
Person 2: Yeah, he kinda is
Person 3: I mean... yeah your right.
Me: (Thinking) I don't think they know I can hear them, too bad. But I guess I should keep going. For my friend.
Everyone: Talking
Me: (Thinking) For him, their rudeness is worth it. Yeah, for him.
by Grimm-San- February 6, 2020
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