bard

a lad who knows what pussy tastes like
weak game and no bitches, but somehow knows what the golden mine tastes like.

bard- "hey boys, does someone here who knows what pussy tastes like?"

any lad in the 10 m radius- "bard you get no bitches stfu please"

by hesten445 May 31, 2022

Bardness

A mood a person enters where they feel a violent urge to express the philosophical ideas of Alexander Bard.

Sorry if I'm about to talk too much, I'm entering Bardness...

by Zartosht December 14, 2021

Bard

A very very gay person

1: omg who is that

2. Oh that's "Bard" she is dating winter

by <3bird_is_the_word February 6, 2022

Dirty Bard

A guy that learns hentai music on a lute to play for his entire DND group.

You know that nerd Toby, he's such a dirty bard.

by tobiasgrahl September 21, 2021

Venti The Bard

Venti the bard aka Venti. Known as town deaf bard by Paimon. Venti the bard is Vent1swaifu’s boyfriend and no one else is.

Hey! Did you know Venti aka Venti the bard is vent1swaifu’s boyfriend!!!

by By: Vent1swaifu’s friend June 17, 2021

bard

A DMV slang that can mean you banned, on god, or putting something on someone.

1. you jhi bard from here
2.i can bard on my muva
3. bard!!?

by jwuwbeurnene December 26, 2024

bard

DMV Lingo
Slang word to admit that you're serious about something, like "I swear."

Jo: Aye twin, you hear what happened down at the lot?
Brodie: Nah fam, what happened?
Jo: ___ got robbed!
Brodie: Mannn, you lyin!
Jo: Bard I ain't lyin!?
Brodie: Bard?
Jo: Bard.

by crazybidder August 19, 2025