abs

abbreviation for Asshole Behavior Scale. Logarithmic scale from 1 to 10 used to measure how much of an asshole someone is being. Similar to the Richter scale for earthquakes with each whole number representing intensity 10 times greater than the next lower number

Someone crashes into your car and is flipping out at you, you reply...
"Dude, on an abs you're a 9"

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Abs

The only thing that girls really want

Mmmmmmm I can’t wait to suck some juicy abs

by Smoldicboi November 17, 2018

ABS

instead of LGBTQ... we can now use ABS. Anyone but stright. Meaning, everyone but straight people are allowed in their " posse"

-LGBTQ!!!
- you mean ABS... anyone but straight

- oh yeah!

by The tip of my nut sack January 19, 2017

ab

Abbreviated for "Asian Boyz", an asian pacific gang around many areas of Massachussetts, Maine and California. They represent a royal blue bandana (rag or flag), as a trademark for their color. Also affiliated with the Crips, and also taunted with being called a "Crab", "Crab ass nigga", "Fuckin' Crab." Also can be represented in the numbers 1226.

Yo there be Clowny, that crab ass AB nigga.

He jus got his ass jumped into AB.

by OG Killah Bu5taH April 25, 2005

ab

Short for abnormal, the opposite of normal.

"Stop being so ab"
"Lol. you are so ab in a good way"

by xxMxx December 1, 2006

Abe

When you get a big erection and nothing will make it go away
you also get itchy balls

boy:ive got a big erection
boy 2: you cant get rid of that its an abe

by Hoboy March 3, 2014

Abe

The coolest kid you'll ever meet. He is amazing at baseball, handsome, awesome to be around, funny, amazing, awesome, and wonderful. He is super athletic and never gives up. He is a genius and a good looking one to. Abe is the awesomest person who ever lived.

Oh my god, your such an Abe, I wish I was like you.

by Baseball boy December 18, 2013