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Off the table

I would curl your lil toes, flip you over, and keep pumping.
Hym "Yeah, somevody wanted me to respond to that so.... There. At least, that's what I did to the last one 😉 But that's neither here nor there. I already told you: OFF THE TABLE. You're practically my niece at this point and it's gross."
by Hym Iam January 14, 2023
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lucnh table

A table where a bunch of idiots sit at lunch, these people (guys) will have the stupidest conversations during lunch and are a really good friend group of about 7 people or so, there is two people always arguing (one of them is probably chubby) and everyone else just watches them, they most likely have a group chat where they house there shenanigans if anyone ever sees this group chat they will all go to jail
Did you see what he said in the lucnh table gc?
Lemme look
AHHHH
by Moldyhamsandwich November 22, 2023
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Mid table mandems

Chelsea F.C who are 10th (and a banter club)
The mid table mandems lost again what a suprise...
by Jacquivous Johnson jr December 9, 2023
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Whites of the Round Table

A group of people (usually in positions of power, influence, or riches) who virtue signal online.
LeJon: "Damn bro did you see that person posting about (insert current social topic)?"

Darius: "Yeah bro all these people fake as hell, they the Whites of the Round Table"
by toomfolery July 7, 2023
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Nuts on the table

when the other team is winning in pool and you place your nuts on the table as a distraction
They were down to the 8 ball so i put my nuts on the table to make them miss
by PoolWizard July 10, 2023
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Table cunt

When you stand on a table and kick the person who is sitting at the table to death
by Balls man 1983 July 13, 2023
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Gta IV table cunt

When you stand on a table and kick the person who is sitting at the table to death. Mainly done in gta IV
Niko: i will fucking table cunt you
Roman: niko its your cousin lets go bowling!

Niko: ok roman i will pick u up in the next hour but lemme gta IV table cunt this bitch
by Balls man 1983 July 14, 2023
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