March 24

National best person day, all the most amazing people are born on this day. No matter what other definition says, people born on this day are the most amazing, wonderful, attractive, excellent, fabulous, gorgeous people EVER.

Person 1: "Hey it's March 24th!"

Person 2: "Yeah, why?"

Person 1: "The best people in the world are born on this day, go make a party for all your March 24 friends and give them a lot of money!"

by Morion December 17, 2021

march 31st

international day for bullying everyone named gracy

me: happy march 31st guys
gracy: hey guys how are yo-
me: haha noob!!!!

by notnicolyn March 30, 2022

March 7

March 7th is national party day. You must attend/throw a party and have a good time. Maybe even get laid.

Person 1: did you know it's march 7th?
Person 2: Yo let's get waaasssttteedddd

by Mystery gothic boii November 16, 2020

March 18th

The day someone's grandparents and brother died together.

"oh dude its March 18th, say you prayers."

by RamenThePers0n December 31, 2020

March 15

Only the baddest of all baddest bitches are born on this day and can ask for whatever they want cause it's a pisces birthday

Sup its march 15

by Liam hetherington February 15, 2021

March 13th

March 13th where Friday the 13th happened. No coincidence? Jason must be killing us with this coronavirus, and bullshit

Person 1: Man I hate this coronavirus

Person 2: Yeah who knew “March 13th” would be cursed?

by SweetJonesOfMatthaa March 3, 2021

March 6th

Tyler, the creator aka the beat rapper of all times birthday

Person 1: Yo what day is it
Person 2: its tyler birthday

Person 1: oh ok so March 6th

by Bitch with crocs March 6, 2021