Skip to main content

Blumpkin

Blowjob while on toilet.
I wanna good blumpkin rn.
by c7906 March 5, 2025
mugGet the Blumpkin mug.

Antique Blumpkin

A Blumpkin in a outhouse located behind pistol Pete’s bar and gun club .
I went into the outhouse behind pistol Pete’s and got a antique Blumpkin!
by MrHeadCheese716 March 1, 2023
mugGet the Antique Blumpkin mug.

Rhode Island blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin while performing an upper decker (making a bowel movement into the water tank of a toilet) while the performer of the blumpkin is also having a bowel movement into the toilet
by anonymous March 4, 2023
mugGet the Rhode Island blumpkin mug.

Skibidi Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blowjob and/or blumpkin from someone who’s whole body (excluding head) is inside of a toilet
Dude that skibidi blumpkin I got the other day from Justin was fucking awesome!
by mary-white12 June 3, 2024
mugGet the Skibidi Blumpkin mug.

Blumpkin Blownuts

A franchise that offers donuts with filling but instead of the filling consisting of custard, the donuts are filled with feces from previous blumpkins
Hey Erik, I can’t wait to try the donuts from Blumpkin Blownuts, however, I wonder if it’s real chocolate.
by MissourianMuntGod23 June 14, 2024
mugGet the Blumpkin Blownuts mug.

Blumpkin Pumpkin

The act of shoving the male genitals into a Pumpkin whilst on the Toilet. This act can be done through multiple people, a single person, groups of people, or purely for entertainment.
David, "Yo Peter! Come over at 9pm were gonna have a Blumpkin Pumpkin!"
Peter, "Oh sick! Peter prepare your pecker!"

Josh, "John's wife gave him a Blumpkin Pumpkin!"
Brian, "What a lucky guy!"
by Tomskiwasnothereomar June 25, 2024
mugGet the Blumpkin Pumpkin mug.

Bomb rush blumpkin

A bomb rush blumpkin is where your getting a blumpkin (getting or giving head while on the toilet) and playing splatoon 2 at the same time
“Yo my girl just gave me a bomb rush blumpkin it was fire”
by Forbe June 28, 2024
mugGet the Bomb rush blumpkin mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email