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I'm 12 now and I don't think we need this, everyone knows what's going on

The first time I've heard about sex is when I was 8
I know what's eat pizza, chary ,STD and so on, like, come on just look it up on google!
btw, Wikipedia and the boys in my classes are my sex ed teachers

the most important, it's embarrassing to talk about pp and peach for a whole lesson
me : why is there sex ed?
my friend : to teach you about sex.
me : of course I know what that is. but we don't need to learn about that, like, you know, I know, she knows, he knows, they know, we all know what is it and how does it works.
my friend : there must be someone who don't know
me : yeah... you're right

oh and I'm a part of LGBTQ+ so... thanks Wiki!
by 17 is me life is bullshit June 11, 2020
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2020’ed

A verb pronounced “twenty twentied” is when something unexpectedly goes wrong.
Damn! I just got a flat tire! I just got 2020’ed!
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ed daffern

Ed dafferns always have a milf of a mum called Bridget who has huge hoggers and loves young meat. Ed dafferns are always convicted nonces who have huge muscles and no hair.
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The Ed Experience

When you leave your wife for another woman and ignore all your kids, then try to control your new girlfriend, only to find out that karma has bitten you in the ass and you can't get it up no more.
"You mean we finally filed for divorce, dealt with all the family drama, got on a flight to Puerto Rico, and now you're tell me you can't get it up?"

"That's right baby, welcome to The Ed Experience."
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cessed-ed

Cess is another word for weed or the devil's lettuce. When you get cessed-ed it basically means you are getting high.
"Yo my nigga I just got cessed-ed."-Jay
"Nigga pass that weed."-Tae
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Ed

"Dude, I bet Nate still won't lose his v-card this year cuz he's got ed."
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Ed Sheeran

An unbelievably amazing creature that has been sent to us to make us believe that this world could be a brighter place and the answer to every problem.
"I'm trying to solve this impossible equation that has been haunting me for days...Do you have any idea?"
"Ed Sheeran".

"I...I can't believe he has left me after our holiday in Paris...Like, who would ever do this to a girl? Do you have any tip to help me getting over him quickly (and this not includes getting drunk)?"
"Ed Sheeran".

"I'm so tired, I've been working all day and the boss would complain about me an-"
"Stop"
"What? I need to express my feel-"
"The answer is and always will be: Ed Sheeran".
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