Front-porch ass

An ass that look's really good to anybody else going by, but nobody actually hangs out there because it’s uncomfortable.

My wife has a front-porch ass because I never actually get to use it.

by Maxbender May 25, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Think Of Catalogs In Front Of Me, I Dare You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Think Of Catalogs In Front Of Me, I Dare You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Think Of Catalogs In Front Of Me, I Dare You<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

Living in Front of Eternity

L.I.F.E has been a way for me to stay ahead of the game just by saying it you acknowledge the concept and train your brain to think ahead and/or faster

Ain't this the l.i.f.e we want
I'm so far ahead it feels like I'm living in front of eternity.

by Psychobibblebabble November 23, 2023

shut the front door

a subititute for the bad phtase stfu

shut the front door!

by xdr5t3evq3q November 29, 2023

hater on the front lines

Someone who’s hating on anyone they’re close too whether it’s a close friend or their family.

Man why you always being a hater on the front lines!

by Jflex August 18, 2023

Pissing in Front of the Pope

A term used to describe underperforming or messing up when stressed, usually when being watched.

Person A: Why can’t you sing it anymore?
Person B: I can, I’m just pissing in front of the pope.

by MrParkerLovesLearning September 8, 2023

Eminence Front

1) (n) It's a put on.

"People forget they're hiding behind an eminence front."
"Hey Pete, what's an eminence front?"
"It's a put on."

by Kneptune97 September 15, 2023