Mazda 2 Drivers (noun):
The official car of men who peaked in Year 10 and still think redlining in a 1.5L engine means something. Often spotted revving up to merge at 40km/h with the confidence of a twin-turbo V8 but the horsepower of a cordless drill.
Bonus cringe points if it’s brand new — because nothing screams “midlife crisis at 20” like choosing this plastic peanut with wheels on purpose.
Automatic? Of course. Because shifting your own gears would be too much responsibility.
Hatchback? Naturally. More boot space for all that inflated ego.
Typically driven by guys who talk like they own a McLaren but get gapped by tradies in diesel Hilux’s.
The official car of men who peaked in Year 10 and still think redlining in a 1.5L engine means something. Often spotted revving up to merge at 40km/h with the confidence of a twin-turbo V8 but the horsepower of a cordless drill.
Bonus cringe points if it’s brand new — because nothing screams “midlife crisis at 20” like choosing this plastic peanut with wheels on purpose.
Automatic? Of course. Because shifting your own gears would be too much responsibility.
Hatchback? Naturally. More boot space for all that inflated ego.
Typically driven by guys who talk like they own a McLaren but get gapped by tradies in diesel Hilux’s.
Usage: mazda 2 drivers
“Bro pulled up in a brand new Mazda 2 hatchback like he was Paul Walker reincarnated. I almost cried.”
“Bro pulled up in a brand new Mazda 2 hatchback like he was Paul Walker reincarnated. I almost cried.”
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2. All eyes on the light at the start
3. Having the pace and leaving no space in the inside
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2. All eyes on the light at the start
3. Having the pace and leaving no space in the inside
2. Fighting for positions making tight turns to keep pole position
3. Always reading the situation in front of you
4. Always having your dad watching, never losing control, realizing all or nothing expectations
I had a really good start, there was a lot of cars in front of me, I didn’t let my emotions get the best of me. Commenter: Crossing the checkered flag, who will stand up in this calm driver at the next race?
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2. All eyes on the light at the start
3. Having the pace and leaving no space in the inside
2. Fighting for positions making tight turns to keep pole position
3. Always reading the situation in front of you
4. Always having your dad watching, never losing control, realizing all or nothing expectations
2. All eyes on the light at the start
3. Having the pace and leaving no space in the inside
2. Fighting for positions making tight turns to keep pole position
3. Always reading the situation in front of you
4. Always having your dad watching, never losing control, realizing all or nothing expectations
I had a really good start, there was a lot of cars in front of me, I didn’t let my emotions get the best of me. Commenter: Crossing the checkered flag, who will stand up in this calm driver at the next race?
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Driver Dan's Story Train's first series was launched on CBeebies on 9 January 2010. It was shown by Sprout, CBeebies, and ABC2.
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Its first series was launched on CBeebies on 9 January 2010. It was shown by Sprout, CBeebies, and ABC2.
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