A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.
India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.
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Get the Knock on wood mug.a tough-skinned terrestrial mollusc which typically lacks a shell and secretes a film of mucus for protection. It can be a serious plant pest.
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by jeff April 20, 2005
Get the Pecker-Wood mug.1. A fart
2. A creature that is often heard but is never seen
3. The sound made from a persons rectum after eating four or more plates of all-you-can-eat-ribs
2. A creature that is often heard but is never seen
3. The sound made from a persons rectum after eating four or more plates of all-you-can-eat-ribs
Carly: " WHAT WAS THAT!!!, Travis did you fart?"
Travis: "Nope, there must be a wood duck under the table"
Travis: "Nope, there must be a wood duck under the table"
by Chris RezNet November 19, 2006
Get the Wood Duck mug.I was so happy when I woke up with morning wood, but then I realized I had to piss, my morning wood had turned into mourning wood.
by Wildcard55 October 11, 2010
Get the Mourning Wood mug.fruit booter: (oh crap im out of insults)...you wood pusher.
Skater: (hes out of insults ill just skate away before he cries)
Skater: (hes out of insults ill just skate away before he cries)
by DrunkenPriest June 1, 2004
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