Twitter whore

A non-public figure/celebrity verified Twitter account that interaction farms or rage baits for money.

There are so many Twitter whores at the bottom of Pop Base’s posts hoping they’ll annoy stans.

by anonymous January 2, 2024

X formerly Twitter

Do you know why news articles keep saying "𝙓, 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙮 𝙏𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧" instead of just X, even though everybody already knows its name change by now? I'll tell you why, because it's just one damn letter! Semantically, X could be anything given this is literally its meaning in both math and linguistics. It's so utterly vague that journalists have to mention twitter just in case any lesser-informed individuals get confused. What was the elongated muskrat even thinking?

Also, whoever is botting tens of thousands of dislikes to the newest "X" definitions needs to get a life lmao.

BBC news: in a statement posted to X formerly Twitter, it said the protest was part of efforts to integrate food into the general social security system.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 28, 2024

Twitter verification checkmark

A blue checkmark next to a Twitter account indicating that some doofus spent 8 dollars to look like a jackass

"John is a pompous douche who thinks he's better than everyone else because he bought a Twitter verification checkmark"

by Saulman500 February 4, 2024

Twitter

A stupid app that Elon fucks in his sleep

What’s Twitter?
The Baby Momma of Elon Musk’s Kids

by Jakethebait November 22, 2023

Twitter Trooper

Someone who gets offended by EVERYTHING. You have to be very careful making jokes around these people if you don't want a flurry of whiny nonsense aimed directly towards your ear. (Most of these people have blue hair.)

I offended a Twitter Trooper the other day, it was not a pleasant time.

by schnozzy November 26, 2023

Twitter

Hell, no explanation needed

1: Yo, wanna use Twitter aka X
2: No fucking way piss off I don't want to get there

by NoOneaeae November 27, 2023

She thought Twitter

Starting phrase to subtly warn an XBOX LIVE nuke.

Random peep: She thought Twitter, was social media...
Randomer peep: Well? Where's the yo mama joke?
Random peep: ............EA- *XBOX LIVE nuke hits area*

by ඩී December 7, 2023