Mexican Table Cloth

The paper liner used for protecting yourself from contact in a public toilet seat. Sometimes called an ass-gasket

Man, I ran into the toilet to take a dump at the gas station but there was piss all over the seat, and the dispenser was all out of Mexican Table Cloths.

by Yello Roc September 14, 2023

Table

An object

Amount of money (millions)

Get on the table

I stole 9 tables worth of cash from Angela, she needs to stop sleeping in monopoly go

by Koreey☠️🤙 September 24, 2023

Periodic Table

The Debug Menu of the thing that created us, scientists, biologists, geologists, etc just call it the “Periodic Table” Little do the scientists know, this is just how god does it, he uses The Periodic Table like a creative mode menu.

Science Teacher: If you look at the Periodic Table you will see that Mercury is right here.

by eerie5 September 29, 2023

Whites of the Round Table

A group of people (usually in positions of power, influence, or riches) who virtue signal online.

LeJon: "Damn bro did you see that person posting about (insert current social topic)?"

Darius: "Yeah bro all these people fake as hell, they the Whites of the Round Table"

by toomfolery July 7, 2023

Nuts on the table

when the other team is winning in pool and you place your nuts on the table as a distraction

They were down to the 8 ball so i put my nuts on the table to make them miss

by PoolWizard July 10, 2023

Table cunt

When you stand on a table and kick the person who is sitting at the table to death

Ima table cunt this motherfucker

by Balls man 1983 July 13, 2023

Gta IV table cunt

When you stand on a table and kick the person who is sitting at the table to death. Mainly done in gta IV

Niko: i will fucking table cunt you
Roman: niko its your cousin lets go bowling!

Niko: ok roman i will pick u up in the next hour but lemme gta IV table cunt this bitch

by Balls man 1983 July 14, 2023