Tainted Mushroom

The act of jerking off with your hand and dick inside her pussy at the same time

I tried banging a hooker last night but had to pull a Tainted Mushroom because she was so whalered out

by Beav Handler June 10, 2018

stripper taint

the ultimate chode

"that dude is straight stripper taint"

by Rofl_copter1105 August 19, 2022

Taint

Taint

What is taint

by anonymous August 25, 2022

Taint trail.

The taint trail is as implied: your halfway between the ultimate quest of a new discovery v.s. eating shit and taking a back seat.

Taint trail....the difference of sushi v.s. leftovers.

by Redriquez September 13, 2022

Taint Tumbling

Someone who takes pleasure in tumbling of the taint

Me have you seen taint tumbling Terry
friend no he’s an asshole
Me yeah

by George_of_the_navy May 6, 2022

Turkey Taint

That one thing on a turkeys neck that looks like a taint.

"Yo did you see that turkey taint bouncing at full compacity???"
"wtf"

by adsfghhnj January 2, 2022

Turkey Taint

That one red dangly thing on a turkeys neck.

"Yo did you see that jiggly turkey taint???"
"wtf"

by adsfghhnj January 2, 2022