Roasted haunch

The most tastiest thing in Conan exiles you’ll ever eat

“Hey pass the salt for the roasted haunch.”

by Meatballism July 8, 2023

Spit-Roast

Seeing a woman as sexually attractive.

Also a sexual activity involving 3 people, one in the back another in the front.

“Shes a real Spit-Roast.”

“We did the Spit-Roast position during our threesome”

by Calonizier April 16, 2023

small cakes roasting

Why would a microwave even have the option of roasting small cakes is something the greatest philosophers have pondered on for centuries. Truly one of the greatest mysteries of humankind.

-Yo, why the fuck does your microwave have "small cakes roasting"?
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man

by namaikatidedoviqhui May 16, 2023

Roast Beef Assassin

It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them decreased.

Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...

by Heybabe380 September 3, 2023

Mississippi Pot Roast

An orgy that can only occur in New Orleans in which a man blindfolded with a confederate flag inserts his left hand into an unspecified but humid chamber, not knowing that which he has enjoined himself with. Following, after five minutes he removes his said hand, puts it up to his nose, and correlating with the accuracy of his assessment wins an appropriate gift card to Church's Chicken.

"Thanks for taking me to Church's Chicken!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"

by A Flaky Bitch September 7, 2023

Roast

sexual intercourse

I'm going to roast that baddie

by Bilirubin September 17, 2023

National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.

Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day

by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020