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pony

Definition 1: A type of horse that is on almost every little girl's christmas and/or birthday list, mainly due to the success of the show My Little Pony, but is almost never actually bought by the parents unless they're filthy rich.

Definition 2: A hit song from 1996 by R&B singer Ginuwine that is responsible for about 75% of the babies born in 1997.
1. Little girl: I want a pony for Christmas!
2. Ginuwine: if you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony!
by Don't do drugs kids November 17, 2017
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mother fucking ponies

THE MOST FABULOUS FUCKERS ON THE PLANET THATS WHAT THEY ARE
by anflade December 2, 2017
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Pony

A pretty boy who seems gay but really just wants a lot of sex.
by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018
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ponies are north

A phrase created by Upper Elementary students used when teachers are near, so all inappropriate conversations can be stopped
Student 1: Yo I wanna fuck her while--
*Teacher walks towards students*
Student 2: Ponies are north!
Student 1: *acting as if he is working* What did you get for question 3?
by Bid daddy (not adam) May 14, 2018
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pony head

by Mr.Wolfmann September 7, 2016
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stud pony

(N) the act of having sex with women with total disregard to what she has to do the next day.

AkA a gary or mud duck
You are the way she's walking, the stud pony must have got hold of her....
by Jonakin September 3, 2016
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pony in a bush

To meet someone at McDonald's park to fight
by Iknowthemeaningofthepony June 7, 2016
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