where do i start... jess is the most bombastic person you will ever meet. She has the looks of a goddess and will add spice to your life. Although she was made in China some years ago, she isnt cheaply made and is worth your money. You can find jessica at your regular nightclub, pub, or furry convention, so approach her fast because she will be a faithful spaniel to you and your army of furries. She is one of the most swag ppl you can find on planet earth, so surround yourself with jess and you will live happily ever after!
Get her now that she's on special, 90% off at your local adoption centre :)
Get her now that she's on special, 90% off at your local adoption centre :)
justin: o my goshhh is that Jessica? she's slay at tennis
jason: i know mannn
ben: well i'm the boss so she's mine!!
jason: i know mannn
ben: well i'm the boss so she's mine!!
by bazuki August 8, 2023
Get the Jessica mug.where do i start... jess is the most bombastic person you will ever meet. She has the looks of a goddess and will add spice to your life. Although she was made in China some years ago, she isnt cheaply made and is worth your money. You can find jessica at your regular nightclub, pub, or furry convention, so approach her fast because she will be a faithful spaniel to you and your army of furries. She is one of the most swag ppl you can find on planet earth, so surround yourself with jess and you will live happily ever after!
Get her now that she's on special, 90% off at your local adoption centre :)
Get her now that she's on special, 90% off at your local adoption centre :)
justin: o my goshhh is that jessica? she's slay at tennis
jason: i know mannn
ben: well i'm the boss so she's mine!!
jason: i know mannn
ben: well i'm the boss so she's mine!!
by bazuki August 8, 2023
Get the Jessica mug.A girl that smells like shit and probably eats it. She also sells feet picture to her maths teacher to get an a. It obviously doesn't work though. She uses hot wheels as rollerskates and baguettes as swords
Peepee: I love Jessica
Poopoo: ew no she stabbed le with her baguette yesterday!!
Diahrea : she rolled over my big toe with her hot wheels.
Poopoo: ew no she stabbed le with her baguette yesterday!!
Diahrea : she rolled over my big toe with her hot wheels.
by Hotwheelsupurazz November 27, 2021
Get the Jessica mug.her name is Jessica, she's beautiful, what more is there to say? they might not all be as beautiful as my Jessica, but they're still beautiful.
by BigKNight815 November 30, 2021
Get the Jessica mug.the absolute sweetest couple ever. jessica is very kind, sweet, and stubborn. And John is very handsome, honest, and everything to jessica. (jessica is writing this rn)
Debbie: OMG JESSICA AND JOHN ARE SOOO CUTE
Jess: I KNOW RIGHT HES SO SWEET AND HANSOME
Debbie: I wish that was me and axel one day...
Jess: I KNOW RIGHT HES SO SWEET AND HANSOME
Debbie: I wish that was me and axel one day...
by giselle<33 December 2, 2021
Get the jessica and john mug.The Goddess voicing Lexington Ave trains, iykyk.
Unfortunately, the morons of the MTA decided to implement Dianne Thompson's announcements on "The Next Stop Is" and "This Is", ruining our childhood.
Unfortunately, the morons of the MTA decided to implement Dianne Thompson's announcements on "The Next Stop Is" and "This Is", ruining our childhood.
Railfan 1: bruhhh Lexington isn't complete without Jessica man we need her back!
Railfan 2: Good luck with that, knuckleheads changed it to Dianne and we're all crying.
Railfan 2: Good luck with that, knuckleheads changed it to Dianne and we're all crying.
by Fuseguy August 7, 2022
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