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Mike hunt

Mike hunt is usually used in kahoot as it sounds like “my cunt
Teacher: let’s play kahoot

Virgin: *names himself mike hunt*
by Funtime chungles December 5, 2020
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Mr hunt

He’s a big brain human who snipes people out of clock towers and he catches you sleeping on the floor. He is usually bald and will always touch your bum.
Person one: don’t let mr hunt near you

Person two: I know he will touch my bum
by Your nan sucked me off November 13, 2020
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Mr hunt

That mr hunt is a right cunt
by Mrhunt1535 November 27, 2020
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ava hunt

Dude there’s Ava Hunt, she’s so fuckin sexy.
by definitely not her November 3, 2020
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cow hunting

When a lesbian couple or group search for a larger partner.
Bonnie and Katlyn went cow hunting to spice up their date night.
by ThatDarnGuyInTheCorner January 17, 2021
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Street hunting

When you go outside (most preferably in some high-poverty area) and hunt for rabid dogs, stray cats, diseased birds and horny rats. A very difficult job. Most people tap out on the first day. To catch one of these animals, you have to lure them with either dead squirrels or rats or birdshit or rat urine. Once your desired prey comes along, you grab a net and trap the animal, regardless of if they scratch or bite or kick. Never kill your prey. If you do, they will be worth absolutely nothing and you'll be forced to throw them in the trash or a lake. But if you DO catch the animal alive, you usually skin them and either take their hide and pelt for yourself, or sell them to a homeless man for about 5 cents and 2 cigarettes. Thanks to street hunting, many homeless people have warm bedding and the death rate for homeless people freezing to death has gone down by 83%.
Man 1: ayo imma go street hunting catcha later
Man: k get me a dirty cat pelt with a rat's dick stuck to it
by e r r a t a s e d o u m February 23, 2021
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treasure hunting

When someone eats coins and defecates on a tray later to find them
guy 1 "Hey bro want to go treasure hunting" guy 2 "sure but im not eating any coins that's on you."
by chickenwing1 March 2, 2021
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