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Jesus Fucking Christ, there's shit everywhere, what happened?
Hazing ritual. They stuffed private Lopez with 20 tacos and his undiagnosed Grenade Gut duly saluted. He is now Private Turd Class.
Jesus Fucking Christ, there's shit everywhere, what happened?
Hazing ritual. They stuffed private Lopez with 20 tacos and his undiagnosed Grenade Gut duly saluted. He is now Private Turd Class.
by moonsuck December 12, 2023
Get the Grenade Gut mug.Verb: Only performed in a threesome, whilst the tramp is riding ones cock, she sucks the others load into her stomach. She then tells the one being ridden to punch her hard In the gut. At which point she orally ejaculates the previously swallowed load, onto the one being ridden.
Lisa was frustrated with mike and Dave, and decided to perform a gut check the next time they had a threeway.
by Big D johnny layer October 24, 2019
Get the Gut Check mug.A night in which sexual intercourse has been scheduled in advance between a husband and wife who have small children. This is often done because their once exuberant sex life has been utterly destroyed since having children. Absolutely nothing trumps guts night!
Any night you got a legitimate shot at crushing some ass.
Any night you got a legitimate shot at crushing some ass.
Phil: "Hey Tom, a bunch of us are going to the bar to watch the Astros in the world series. You in?"
Tom: "I would on any other night guys, but tonight is guts night and the wife is DTF! I am not missing that for the fucking Astros!"
Tom: "I would on any other night guys, but tonight is guts night and the wife is DTF! I am not missing that for the fucking Astros!"
by The Fratriarch October 28, 2021
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“I had gorilla guts last night, I lost a few pounds”
“Have you seen stall #4, it looks like someone had gorilla guts”
“I had gorilla guts last night, I lost a few pounds”
“Have you seen stall #4, it looks like someone had gorilla guts”
by BoyBoyBaggins July 27, 2021
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In DECISION THEIORY SCHOOL OF LIFE..
you have ENEMY.DEATH.GUT.COURAGE.CAUTION.and that leads to further breakdown.
It is an inaccuracy to assume on a quite intelligent individual.
In DECISION THEIORY SCHOOL OF LIFE..
you have ENEMY.DEATH.GUT.COURAGE.CAUTION.and that leads to further breakdown.
It is an inaccuracy to assume on a quite intelligent individual.
A GI DOCTOR will tell you we DEFECATE by the PROCESS OF GUT ELIMINATION as we do this never all at once as it always takes several trips to the TOILET RING.
Doing those five parts all the time always operating as PROCESS OF GUT ELIMINATION is where your dominant decision does not come from your GUT FEELING.
Never OBVIATE someone because of your PROCESS OF GUT ELIMINATION kicks in because we all have lower points in every event that happens
Doing those five parts all the time always operating as PROCESS OF GUT ELIMINATION is where your dominant decision does not come from your GUT FEELING.
Never OBVIATE someone because of your PROCESS OF GUT ELIMINATION kicks in because we all have lower points in every event that happens
by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE June 8, 2021
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