The Fronts

When a person is not familiar with the controls or buttons at the front of their car.

Gary told Frank he had a bad case of the fronts when Frank didn’t know how to defrost his front window.

by Chrisjack477 June 28, 2023

all qwyatt on the western front

How da O.K. Corral was after Mr. Earp and his law-enforcement associates engaged in their famous shootout and subdued or eliminated all of da noisily-gun-blasting outlaws.

If da outlaw gang "Cowboys" had simply followed da "no guns within city limits" ordinance and thus not run afoul of da local marshals, things might have remained "all qwyatt on the western front" for everyone involved.

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

the when is the on the front to find is?

A speech to send confusion to others

Jhon: the when is the on the front to find is?
Alex:What?

by thatguyreally1000 June 4, 2024

Front hole

The open orifice containing a wet, slithery, movable organ used to make repugnant sounds, located in the face of a right-wing, usually racist, loud-mouth when it’s in use to spew bigoted, hateful rhetoric, often for personal gain (grifting) or to advance a repellent worldview that’s rejected by anyone with a halfway decent soul.

Commentator Tomi Lahren used her front hole again on Twitter to accuse all illegal immigrants of raping innocent American teen girls.

by GOP Jesus June 20, 2024

Front Door

Similar to TYB. Except more harsh.

First created about a guy named Ebby

“Damn bro he just front doored you.”

by Front door June 23, 2024

the front end assistant

Front End Assistant: When you stretch your nut sack skin out as much as you can ,then wrap the stretched skin around another's erect Weiner, and proceed to jerk them off.

Hey Toby. This is a long flight, I know how squirly you get when you don't get your daily nut. How about a "front end assistant"?

I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw

Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?

by Seven86 June 27, 2024

Three Man Front

Where you violently and roughly get fucked by all the members of the front, phrase said by "sissified men" asking for some action in a group or unit position.

Particularly includes three men or more in per setting, with the phrase user being on the submissive role.

"God I need a Three Man Front so bad!"

by anonymous July 29, 2024