Mad Hoe Disease

A disease where a hoe goes crazy trying to steal your man or other people's mans
Symptoms are-

Psycosis- What's this bitch doing around my man
Dementia- Did she forget he's mine
Depression- When they realize they dont have a chance
Anxiety- when they realize imma fight them if they don't stay away
Problems with coordination- Because hoes cant fight
Confusion- She still going after him? she must have be confused
Pins and Needles- When she's getting her ass beat

Did you say she's trying to steal Robbie from me, that girl got Mad Hoe Disease

by nesuDnaV nediA December 15, 2019

Chronic Stalling Disease

an unfortunate illness affecting people who cannot seem to move in a timely fashion. Somene who has trouble keeping plans or being on time on a regular (ie chronic) basis. Generally unaware of their condition those affected may go on for years making people around them wait endlessly. no cure known..

person 1: "man we've been waiting for AN HOUR ?!?!I thought we told him 8 oclock?"
person 2: " i know but its not a surprise he has chronic stalling disease, we could be waiting forever"

by tctk91811 September 3, 2011

gay voice disease

when you suffer from a feminine voice as a man

did you hear coppers voice, he must suffer from gay voice disease

by katangeline September 29, 2022

Haleigh Perkins Disease

Is where you suddenly change your life because you met a girl. She may like you better if you do this rather than that so you change your ways to impress her..

Taylor Stanford has stopped playing Xbox 360 with JeRzEE because of the Haleigh Perkins Disease.

by JeRzEEb0i September 19, 2010

verbally transmitted disease

Any nonphysical disease that is spread by people saying meaningless and inoffensive things.

This guy is spreading his verbally transmitted disease to everyone!

by Givmefweedum October 7, 2021

Asian Booty Disease

Also known as "ABD" it is a joke used by Asians who doesn't have a booty to dance with.

Also a reference from Poreotics, a dance crew from America's Best Dance Crew.

Asian chick: "Why can't I shake my ass like the black girl on MTV?"

Friend: "Blame your Asian Booty Disease"

by v@n1lla<3 April 8, 2010

Blue Oval Disease

Blue Oval Disease is common among Americans. It is a disease in which the person infected is completely convinced that Ford automobiles are the best in the world. The infected person lacks the understanding that their car or truck is not the best in the world. To the infected person any other automobile is junk and does not meet the American standards of transportation. This disease can have many symptoms, and examples.

Blue Oval Disease Examples

EXAMPLE- Rusty Wallace is gonna win because he drives a Ford.

EXAMPLE- You would not have that problem with a Ford.

EXAMPLE- Everyone knows that Mustangs are not the fastest cars on the road. The person infected will tell you his/hers is.

EXAMPLE- They are the first to complain about other manufactures design flaws, and how Ford doesn't have any.....lol.

by Tech Guy September 30, 2009