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cop-blocked

a result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making police relations possible ( by accident or on purpose ) with a member of the police force of the same or opposite sex.
The sheriff made it impossible for a citizen to report a crime because he told his deputies to not pay attention to no parking signs for his friends. He cop-blocked me.
by all american boy December 13, 2012
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Rollo Cop

Police officer or security guard that gets around by riding a Segway.
That Rollo Cop chased me down and gave me a ticket for jaywalking!
by JohnnyKC September 21, 2011
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shut the fucking door john the cops are here

we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops
SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR JOHN THE COPS ARE HERE
OKAY
by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023
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brew room cop

An older coworker, normally a bit of a hipster, tries to define rules for conversation and behaviour in the brew room.
Also known to drag out work tasks, in order to remind people they are important.
His such a “brew room cop” we can’t even have a laugh if his in the room.
by Sidchrome November 12, 2023
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Female Cop

A woman that is sworn to protect and serve the community she lives in. Most usually are very beautiful and a lot of them like Cubs or another Officer. She makes arrests drives all over the jurisdiction and writes tickets to those that run redlights or speeds exessively. When they Are at home they do what people do in spare time watch TV feed their cats or dogs Mow the lawn talk to one of their neighbors cook. Most can be very nice but some are rude.
"A Brunette Female Cop is in a relationship with a male employee who works at the Local Hardware store."
by Will700 December 21, 2023
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cop

a sub human who couldn't get a job as a gym teacher because they're either too stupid or too much of a prick (or both)
This cop truly is a worthless prick
by sdklfjsklrgnklsg January 23, 2024
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Cops

Yeah, speaking of that, stop sending them to my job immediately after I say something about your kids deserving to get raped and murdered. It's never going to stop and you deserve it every time. You're not intimidating anybody. And rape has gone up by 1% since last year so get the fuck out of my sight.
Hym "Ain't it weird that the cops always show up the day after I say some shit like this thing I said right here? ☝️ I can't say it enough! And it's isn't harassing school shootings victims. You're using the word 'harassing' to tie the think you want me to do with a thing I said about you're doing to me. You want my advice for school shooting victim parents? Go around. Ask what their day to day experience with THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM was like... And if it's anything like what I described... The get used to having your kids raped and murdered. You deserve it... You fucking filth."
by Hym Iam January 24, 2024
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