Domain Expansion: Closet of Pain

The ultimate attack of an Asian Dad

Asian Kid: *Gets an F*
Asian Dad: That's It, no holding back 領域拡大：痛みのクローゼット (Japanese for domain expansion: Closet of Pain)

by Luigi is the creator of earth October 30, 2024

closet rapper

Name taken by a person that hides their rap abilities from people they know for personal reasons which would include doubt in their own talent, fear of negative criticism or the belief that they could become part of a social minority in their community.

I was a closet rapper for most of my 20’s because “insert reason here”

Did you know there’s a closet rapper living in this neighbourhood?

by RealMsgR December 7, 2024

Closet snacks

When your living situation is uncomfortable so you buy snacks to keep in your closet to avoid seeing family members or roommates in high tensions

“My roommates and I got into a fight so I’m entering my closet snacks era”

by Merpderp1555 December 11, 2024

Closet Diddler

Closet diddler. Someone who diddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos

Example: "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills Missouri is a closet Diddler?"

Example: "I thought Ron hated chomos, turns out he was just a Closet Diddler"

by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025

Closet Diddler

Closet riddler. Someone who riddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos

Example- "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills MO is a Closet Diddler?"

Example- "Damn bro, I thought Ron was for the kids not in them"

by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025

Broken closet door

Spiritual meaning breaking soul ties and bad karma.

My broken closet door gave me good luck.

by Generalsau July 24, 2025

Whisper closet

Noun. The natural habitat of a housemother

"Welcome to the sewing room, are you looking for the housemother? She's back in the whisper closet taking measurements on the next birthday child."

by Meinefresser July 25, 2025