August 20th

National send an ass nude day

“Omg Eve, it’s august 20th let me see that ass”

by Therealurbanedictonary August 20, 2022

August 16

The day really hot and smart people are born pretty much the best people in the world

Oh your born august 16 here’s all my money

by Jit_is_trippen June 4, 2022

13 August

The date that you born and the date that you die.

A : When were you born?
B : 13 August
A : Ahh that's gonna be the date you die

by WaWAWorld April 10, 2022

23 August

The birthday of the wonderful Filimon Sara from Romania, Piatra-neamt

Exemple: Happy Birthday ,Sara!! 23 August

by SaraNotSarah November 15, 2020

August 27

Eat Your Friend Day

It's August 27. eat your friend so that we can actually make this a holiday

by floopf November 17, 2020

August 5th

If you were born this day You have no friends and you are most likely gay no bullshit so u might as well just die

Hey I’m a gay my birthdays august 5th

by Yea uruskclek August 5, 2022

August 22

People born on august 22 are those people that like to touch stuff

Barack: im born on august 22
Barack: owh wow stuff to touch
Obama: stop touching that
Barack: oeh sorry
Obama: I SAID STOP TOUCHING
Barack: u said stop touching THAT
Obama: stop touching the children
Obama: we’re inside a children’s hospital

Barack: oh i thought it was a doll
Obama: *eats banana*
Barack: dude thats a child’s peepee
Obama: huh *puts on shoes*
Barack: never ever touch my dog again
Obama: *confusing situation*
Barack: no its not!
Obama: im president

Barack: NO I AM

by Treelonmusk November 3, 2019