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A Ranga who will always be obsessed with any guy named ollie, she will always correct you if you misspell anything. She will also turn her back on you if you ever need help and will never tell you anything yet laugh or just talk to herself about it. She is also always on her period. She will never swear on God or her boyfriends dog but she will swear on her own mothers life. If you ever encounter an Amber, please for everyone, knock some sense into her.
Hey my sexy ass nigga, i just became friends with a Ranga named amber and want to kill myself. Damn, my names ollie and this Ranga called amber is obsessed with me.
by bobberson July 5, 2022
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Amberism

Amberism is where you believe that Amber is the one true God. she is perfect. Amber is a beautiful fantastic girl that does NOT shit on a bed. she was born in 208 BC and will forever be in our hearts. Growing up she had one younger brother called Bartholomew, he was three years younger. her parents, James and Mary, died 6 years after she was born. Amber and her brother were then taken to live with their abusive grandparents, Joe and Josette. For years Amber and Bartholomew have beaten the shit out of them until one day Amber had enough. Amber grabbed a knife and stabbed her grandparents and then took her brother and ran. they had to learn hoe to care for themselves all alone in the jungle. eventually Amber came of age and became a stripper to make money. Amber lived a long life as a stripper until her death 88 years later.
"Hey, what's your religion?"
"oh i believe in Amberism"
"yeah cool same!"
by SakuraFilledChūshajō July 5, 2022
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by Wow oka wow August 15, 2022
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Pretty but doesn't know it. Aggressive,loud,nice to certain people,just don't be a bitxh and you wont get treated like one for her/him
Amber is a good friend.
by ac outlet August 22, 2022
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I HATE HER GUTS SHE CAN GO DIE FOR ALL I CARE FUCK HER STUPID LITTLE BITCH
SHES A LYING PEACE OF POOPY BUTTHOLE AND DOES WEED
sarah: god shes such an amber
dale: fr
by lolcozyy November 16, 2022
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Amber

a nice girl who eats healthy and has a dog named Scooby she's very pretty but for some good reason doesn't think so she also dose not like almond joys
akari:we dont deserve you amber

amber:ofc you do everyone needs good friends
by whisper chan11111 November 27, 2022
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Amberism

Believing In Amber as our one and only god. We believe he is the greatest of all, and no one comes before them. They are also very funny. We dedicate ourselves to amber, live our lives for Amber. Fight for amber. Amber provides for us, the light they provide for us is a bright one, we shall follow Amber wherever they may go.
Man: Hey! What’s your religion? Mine is Christianity!

Me: Oh hey! My religion is Amberism!

Man: ...
by Bxpe November 30, 2022
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