Oppenheimer cock

A dick that’s so big that it takes Christopher Nolan 35 millimeter I-max camera to take a dick pic.

Girl: send me a dick pic
Guy: *sends*
Girl: Jesus Christ! That’s an Oppenheimer Cock!

by DG911 January 31, 2024

Cocking Stage

When you're not dating yet but you've already given them the cock that's the cocking stage.

"are you seeing that guy?"
"Not seriously. We're in the cocking stage."

by anonymous February 1, 2024

cock fard

When you fard through your cock.

Guy 1: *pffft*
Guy 2: Ew bro, what was that?
Guy 1: Sorry, it was a cock fard.

by Greenie2705 February 3, 2024

are you stroking my cock

absolute next level way of "are you kidding me"

when you lose a game of pool with the first hit, "Are you stroking my cock?!"

by Rock_Lobster23 February 4, 2024

faggot cock dike twink

a homosexual of pigmented skin with a rather large penis who has sexual intercourse with human vegetables.

Russel: Hey Henry, don't be such a faggot cock dike twink!!!
Henry: I'm not being a faggot cock dike twink! You are you fucking chink!

by meowmeowpooface February 4, 2024

Cock fight

When you and a friend whip out your cocks and start sword fighting each other.

Me:Me and James had a cock fight yesterday

John:Oh wow that’s so sick!

by George Looney IV December 2, 2022

Cock

Something that's sometimes big, sometimes small.

Something weird looking, or something normal looking????

IT'S A CHICKEN!! (or rooster.) Where you thinking of a penis?!!?! What the heck man!? You're dirty minded!
By the way...why did you search this up!?

Zack: "Hey man...look at that dude's cock over there..."

Brandon: "WHAT THE HECK! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HIS C-...Oh, thats a chicken.."

Zack: "Ayo?"

by Jack on crack. December 2, 2022