Sour take

An opinion that is so bad that it makes you screw your face like you were just screwed in the throat by a lemon.

"Did you hear Johnny's opinion on that new movie?"
"Yeah, what a sour take."

by EricIsntSmart April 6, 2022

Taking a mahaney

Taking a shit. Often very nasty and messy.

Butters woke up this morning and was taking a mahaney that clogged his toilet it was very messy.

by Goteeeeeeeeeeeeem January 3, 2021

pendulum take

A position taken by someone reacting to a perceived dominant narrative they disagree with that is a complete overreaction and overreach in the opposite direction.

"Pitbulls are actually the sweetest, most harmless dogs ever to exist."
"Bit of a pendulum take, don't you think?"

by starpitcher February 17, 2021

Take a tomozepam

Put something off until tomorrow

I can't be bothered to do that today, I'm going to take a tomozepam

by c10v3r March 29, 2021

Taking a zack

The act of taking a shit in a grocery store after taking all your clothes off.

Bro Im totally taking a Zack after my break.

by Oscar biggy April 17, 2021

Taking a jesse

Is when u get a 1 foot poo from out ur bum hole

Yo I’m taking a Jesse

by Used goon rag dried up February 6, 2022

Taking a screenshot

When a girl masterbates buy using fingers on one hand in her pussy and using her other hand to rub her clit thus “taking a screenshot” with her pussy

Girl 1: have you heard of “taking a screenshot”?

Girl 2: no what’s that?
Girl 1: check urban dictionary
Girl 2: haha ok!

by Real_Legend69 August 2, 2021