super soft birthday party

An extremely festive, childlike, and colorful birthday party thrown for an adult, with such things as balloons, cupcakes, ponies, etc.

Friend 1: Can we skip my super soft birthday party this year?
Friend 2: That's a hard no!

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

soft serve

Showing you live in Brighton

<?> /me practises soft serve ;()

by informer May 11, 2003

soft white under belly

Exposing your inner thoughts and hoping you can trust the other party not to eat you alive.

When I told her how much I fancied her, I was really exposing my soft white under belly.

by DandyLioness January 14, 2018

off this like soft dicks

We out of here

Yo boy we off this like soft dicks

by dark desus August 27, 2017

SBT(Soft Bieber-Type)

Describes the talentless Justin Bieber-like clones that have invaded society.

"I saw an SBT(Soft Bieber-type) at the Skateboard Park.

by tylercee August 23, 2010

soft shoe shuffle

I will not kiss your ass!

She soft shoe shuffle (d)

to get that account!

Butt kisser

ex:fecal matter lips...

ex: bend over backwards

by Honeypot3691 December 6, 2017

soft boiled sergeant

Sex Move

One partner squats (the 'sergeant') while the other (the 'private') uses their arms, holding the sergeant's thighs to do pull ups. At the top of every other pull up, the private opens their mouth into the sergeants ass and the sergeant poops into their throat, and on the next pull-up, they spit the poop onto the sergeants genitals.

The soft boiled part is important. For this to happen right, the sergeant needs a good case of diarrhea.

Bill: Man, my wife's breakfast was off this morning, must've been the action last night messing with her tastebuds.

John: Oh, what happened?

Bill: Gave her the ol' Soft Boiled Sergeant

by HamletPie July 19, 2011