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Joel Birch Complex

A two year cycle of 'accidentally' overdosing despite definitively claiming to the world you've made it out of bad habits for good.
Often followed by remarkably hypocritical acts. Such as imposing penalties that apply to others, but not to yourself.
Itsuki: I thought Onigiri said he was clean and recovered for good? How did he end up in hospital for the seventh time this decade?
Agito: Fuck! That's his Joel Birch Complex on full display! He told me he wanted to kick Kazu out of the team for the same thing!
by heeeyyjohnny March 28, 2025
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Cptsd (Complex/Childhood)

A craazzyy religious order disguised/masked as long term "abuse"/"trauma"- venting.

that teaches you to hate/judge your "boomer" parents as harshly as possible, often with accounts/stotries too horrid/bizzare/fantastic to be true* (especially if YOU (🫵) fall under their mythical definition of "teen/young adult" ). It's subreddit/meme subreddit namesake (as well as the likes of r/raisedbynarcissists & r/boomersbeingfools) groom/indoctrinate you to the worst shit possible
Also closely linked to the cult of 'mental health/illness diagnosis' and certain toxic strains of "woke" politics
Cptsd (Complex/Childhood)

*apologise to those whove faced parental abuse for real, ik mine were by a great shot better than most others i knew (Im 18M)
by Hello-553669 April 25, 2025
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Moses-complex

Person who insists on/ takes pride in taking the hard way to get to a solution, while a simple alternative already exists.
Dude, why did you dig that hole with your hands? Shovels have existed for quite some time now. Do you have a Moses-complex or something?
by McLeentel May 1, 2025
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Confederate Canuck Complex (CCC)

A condition where you act American, think Western, vote Conservative, feel betrayed by Ottawa… and then whisper, “But I’m a real Canadian” while polishing your rifle next to a maple leaf flag and a framed copy of the Charter.
"He’s got a lifted truck, a ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ bumper sticker, won’t shut up about Wexit, but still cries over Tim Hortons commercials — textbook Confederate Canuck Complex (CCC)."
by tin dysprosium May 16, 2025
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Canning Complex

The Canning Complex (Founded by Hanna Canning) states that any person, place, or thing can be connected to 9/11 through multiple or one person, place, or thing, no matter what it is.
“Can you use the Canning Complex to link Jeff Buckley to 9/11?”
by reallycoolperson June 5, 2025
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Complexity Cliff

Complexity Cliff (in GenAI)
noun: A critical threshold in generative AI where reasoning models (e.g., Claude, DeepSeek-R1) collapse under high-complexity tasks, shifting from accurate problem-solving to complete failure, as coined by Sadagopan S of HCLTech in June 2025.
"Our GenAI tool/model hit the complexity cliff when it couldn’t handle the multi-variable forecast—time to blend in human oversight!"
by Sada123 June 14, 2025
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complex douchebag

A person who is a douchebag in your deluded imagination
J. K. Rowling is a complex douchebag because woke idiots imagine that "transwomen are men" is offensive
by ChChas of the island April 16, 2024
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