bleached-butthole effect

The bleached-butthole effect —

1. when a shocking, extreme and uncommon subject seems to be more prevalent and relevant than in actuality and receives disproportionate attention in public discourse, to the expense of normal but often critically important subjects
2. when some butthead exploits the bleached-butthole effect for profit, distracting our collective attention away from more relevant and important things, just so butthead and co. can make a buck
3. when the fourth estate promotes this drama, as they're in the business of keeping our attention, and distractions and theatrics are an effective means of doing so

He shamelessly exploited the bleached-butthole effect until he had dominated the collective attention span of the entire world for weeks on end.

by tykomaki February 20, 2022

Genie in a Butthole

The fart that escapes when you’re towel drying your bhole after a shower.

Read butthole like bottle.

I dried my bhole so good a little genie came out- call that my little genie in a butthole.

by BeardProbs February 26, 2022

Try-hard butthole

A person who makes an ass out of themself by saying or doing something edgy or controversial strictly for attention.

"Why does John keep saying Kobe was a better rapper than Tupac?"

"Because he's a try-hard butthole."

by Gary Van Halen August 27, 2021

butthole

A hole inside ur butt, that produces shit.

Me: i like butthole

by the wsie one May 14, 2021

Butthole

Something that you can surprisingly fit a lot of stuff in

Bob- hey did you hear someone fit two raccoons in their Butthole?

Jimmy- really??? I can only fit three blue crayons!

by Why is this world cruel May 26, 2021

Butthole Fountain

A more appropriate name for a Bidet.

"I love the toilets in Japan with the Butthole Fountains built into them."

by randogurl October 7, 2024

Butthole tickler

A butthole tickler is someone who tickles someone's butthole then takes their asshairs and burns them infront of the victim that had the butthole tickled. To become a true butthole tickler, one must complete the task of tickling a persons anus at least 10 trillion times in one week.

I became a true butthole tickler by tickling 10 trillion anus's.

by Goonther the Third December 6, 2024