Perma-boner

This weird ass security guard at Stevens High School that has a hard on whenever he’s around kids

Guy 1: Look it’s perma-boner!
Guy 2: What the fuck

by Mr McNigga November 28, 2018

Atomic Boner

An atomic boner is a type of boner you can get sometimes that can cause pain and screaming and possibly even destroy your schlong. If you ever get one you must stay away from the lotion.

And the boy said while playing Call of Duty "AGHHHH! ATOMIC BONER!"

by Dandongding July 31, 2017

golden boner

When you are masturbating with a full bladder

Mike didn’t feel like going to bathroom before he masturbated so he pull off a “Golden Boner”.

by Andy Gold February 21, 2019

Boner Fuel

a thing or person that gives you a raging boner.

"Damn that picture is pure BONER FUEL"

by nut button March 13, 2019

boner bump

When someone snorts any amount of cocaine off a fully erect penis. A partial erection does not qualify, nor is it recommended, because a full erection provides a table-like surface for the user, and partial erections may cause the cocaine to be unduly displaced.

Hey baby, you wanna do a boner bump? I just scored some really good stuff and I already have a stiffy.

by Bloatedoyster June 30, 2018

Barbarian boner

An involuntary erection usually occurring in an unwanted situation, and often leading to embarrassment. I.e) cafeteria, family living room, parents vehicle, place of work or school.

Lester was late for class because he had to wait for his Barbarian boner to subside.

by SpamMasterDude August 19, 2018

Pre-boner

When you get a boner just thinking about a situation or event that is going to happen in the near future.

Brian: Bro did you see Jenny’s slutty outfit?
Tyler: Nah, but I’m getting a pre-boner thinking about seeing it

by YoungLordDaggerDick November 25, 2019