Cookies Under The Table

When you’re fingering someone while they’re in their hands and knees

Hey, get on the bed so we can get some cookies under the table

by ToastedSweeney September 20, 2022

Dave Lee Down Under

A YouTuber who is the Australian equivalent to Dan Schneider.

Dave Lee Down Under really gets down under.

by Iron Lez September 26, 2022

under chief

The meat between your ballsack and your butthole. Also known as “taint”

Alright man gotta get off here and go wax my under chief. See ya later.

by Jimmy Under Chief September 29, 2022

Under-weathered

Past tense of being under the weather.

He was quite under-weathered for a couple of years after he lost his wife.

by ptyinssndksbrbra October 11, 2022

Under Surveillance

Someone is watching

We gotta be sure we ain't under surveillance as we pull up

by Gouddy McGouda January 18, 2022

3 Under 3

When a couple/family rushes to have 3 kids as soon as possible and has 3 of them under 3 at any given time. Very common in modern society by people who just want kids and don't care if they grow up with individuality. Only one of three will grow up normal with the others being jilted. It is commonplace in European nationalities.

Bebe: Daaaaayyum. She got 3 under 3 and now she's heading to the courts to get a divorce. I'm surprised they lasted this long.

Johnny: I think she did it intentionally. They were always struggling, she probably just wanted something to do..

by Martini Drysdale December 14, 2021

Up and Under

A hand job consisting of an able body individual (preferably a women) extending either hand between the receivers legs from behind. While stroking the stiff shaft with said hand the forearm provides a resting platform for the testicles. This can be accomplished using either a forehand or backhand grip.

Fuck coffee, and Up and Under is the only way to start the day off right.

by anonymous March 18, 2022