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Taint Dimple

The male crevice that runs on each side of his taint.
The lubrication ran like a river down his taint dimple.
by CAMPJOY May 8, 2023
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Taint Time

(1)An oddly vague, completely spontaneous response occurring when an employee becomes overwhelmed by their fucktarded boss's stupidity.

(2) A last second warning that you're about to tea-bagged the forehead.

-possibly accompanied by super lame trumpet sound(s)
Boss: "Any volunteers to work 12

hours today ?"
Typical Employee: "Any volunteers to suck my dick today?"
Overwhelmed Employee: It's Taint Time, MUTHA FUCKA!!!"

Sees coworker about to check their watch: "Don't bother dumbass!!you already know what time it is!" "It's Taint:pm; Taint:15, Taint:fourty-five etc etc
by MarnieLee December 12, 2023
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Taint

Adjective used to describe excessive bitterness or sweetness of an alcoholic beverage.
This Vodka Lemonade is really quite taint!
by AT256 October 19, 2019
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taint

the region between the ballsack and the asshole for a man and the vagina and the asshole for a woman
daym that shawty has a fine ass taint
by Soviet_Doggo69 September 6, 2021
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Tainting

Where you place your bollocks into your partners mouth, throwing your shaft over their chin and grinding your taint on their nose.
The smell of someone tainting you is amazing
by Cpt D September 19, 2021
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Taint

The small patch of skin between your ass and your balls. It’s your “taint”! Tis not your ass, it’s not your balls, it’s your “taint”
To put a man on his ass you kick him in his “taint”. His eyes will widen and his lips will look like “oh shit” Tickle his fancy, tickle his “taint” A new fragrance for men by Calvin Klein called “taint” 🙊
by Bomb-Shelly August 4, 2021
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stripper taint

by Rofl_copter1105 August 19, 2022
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